User:Sidnij Heston

Jack: Hello boys and girls or whatever, my name is Captain Jack Sparrow. Ah, I take it some of you may have heard of me. As you may well know, there are times, most constantly in fact, where I prefer to look at the world through the bottom of a glass – Rum, something like this. I also prefer to have my toes massaged rather than my back, unlike a lot of people who will never fully get the satisfaction of... oh, never mind, i’m going off-track. Anyways, you may have also heard whisperings and rumours, that Jack Sparrow will be recruiting a crew to undertake a voyage to find the Lost PP – Pirate Pizza, not true, of course not, but even if it weren’t not true, you wouldn’t be interested in joining me would you, eh?

Gibbs: Uh, Jack, who are you talking to?

Jack: Nobody, I wasn’t talking to anyone, was I?

Gibbs: So, Captain, what’s your call? What dangerous treasure are you in search of today?

Jack: I should let you know, we’re going on a quest for the Lost PP.

Gibbs: Lost PP, sir?

Jack: Pirate Pizza.